I'm delighted to welcome Janey Fraser, author of The Playgroup and The Au Pair, as she stops by on the blog tour for her new novel, Happy Families. Here, she asks: Am I the only one who embarrasses my kids?
Happy Families is out on Thursday. There are three copies up for grabs, simply post a comment for a chance to win.*
So what happened? Instead of apologising to me for doing what she shouldn’t have, my offspring turned the tables and told me off instead. ‘What will my friends think ?’ she demanded. ‘You’re so embarrassing!’
Oh but I can do better. There was the time I drove one of them to school, still in my dressing gown because, despite getting up at 6am, I’d run out of time to get dressed. Unfortunately, one of the teachers at school came up for a word…... My son, squirming in the front seat, has never let me forget that one.
Then there was the day I took the children shopping in Oxford Street and asked the sales assistant if he’d mind turning down the very loud music with extremely rude lyrics. The children nearly passed out at that one but it worked, so you might like to try it yourself.
Personally, I tell the kids that embarrassing them is a perk of the job. ‘I agree,’ said a friend of mine with a rather colourful taste in clothes. ‘My son hates it when I wear what he calls my ‘hippy jacket’ because of its orange and red stripes. But he’s not going to stop me.’
Sometimes of course, it’s the kids that embarrass us. In fact, I have a terrible confession to make. When one of my children (better not say which one) threw a terrible toddler tantrum once in a shopping centre, everyone started throwing me reproachful looks. It was REALLY embarrassing! So in a loud voice, I said ‘Now come on, stop that, or when we get back, I’ll have to tell your mother….’
Happy Families by Janey Fraser
is published by Arrow at £6.99.
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